Episode 10: Nutella Woman & WTF Happened to Catherine?

Here I am, The Vigilante Cannibal Nun, and no, I did not fly head-first, crashing into the earth’s atmosphere, only to avoid hitting planet earth. Neither did I careen straight into a parallel universe called oblivion…..Noooooo….I just ate a few colonisers during the Irish Famine and ended up in Limbo. So sue me. You can learn from my mistakes as your favorite Agony Aunt, here for your pleasure but mostly because you defaulted from your own personal limbo called boredom to seek a little something from The Vigilante Cannibal Nun. Moi.

Moving swiftly along like a pandemic on speed, our first letter today is from Linda from the early 2000’s somewhere in rural Scotland. I don’t care where. Somewhere green and moist. Linda is having some problems with a fire breathing dragon and her own conscience.

Our second letter is from someone posing as Saint Katherine, stuck inbetween the pages of speculation and representation.