Episode 2: Turn Left, You Bastard & Don’t Touch The Nylon

Welome to Episode 2 of The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt, a fictional, comedy, horror and SCI FI podcast. Each week, The Vigilante Cannibal Nun, live from limbo as the living dead reads two letters from her horror fans, and vomits up solutions, at their expense and for everyone else’s pleasure. Victims send their letters to The Vigilante Cannibal Nun from across time and space, cutting through all categories of Horror and SCI FI genres.

Her first letter is "Turn Left, You Bastard" from Debbie, Glengormley, circa 2024. She has fallen in love with her Sat Nav, he is pushing her over the edge and she is loving it.

Her second letter is "Don’t Touch The Nylon" from Concetta Giallo, circa 1965. Sarah has fallen in love with a man who likes to wear American Tan tights over his head and aim straight for her neck. She is so in love that she wants to bring him home to meet her mother. Yikes!

REFERENCES:

GHOULS ON FILM - https://www.ghoulsonfilmbelfast.com

ME, MYSELF & I by De La Soul https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR9AlcgL6_0

GIALLO https://www.criterionchannel.com/giallo

I WISH I WAS IN CARRICKFERGUS - https://ig.ft.com/life-of-a-song/carrickfergus.html

WOW by Kate Bush https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wow_(Kate_Bush_song)