Episode 32: The Severed Armed Juggler & The 111 Chat Up Lines Serial Killer

You have to realize that no one is on their white horse galloping to your house to save you, unless they are carrying a machete to cut off your head and feed it to the sheep. What I’m trying to say is that you need to ACT and STOP thinking. When I say this I take it for granted that you are still sane and that your rationale has not tipped over into the horrifically silly. OTHERWISE you can write to me and I will jump into the detail of what is seemingly insurmountable in your life and the fact that the horror show is like an amourphous lump that will not define itself. And who am I? No one but The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt, ready to jump into this new episode of my podcast where I read two problem page letters each week and give all the pathetic excuses for horror fans the help and advice they need to truly destroy their lives whilst in the process give the rest of y’uns the laugh of your life. Laugh? I nearly choked on a rancid potato. Welcome to episode 32 The Severed Armed Juggler & The 111 Chat Up Lines Serial Killer.