Episode 28: THe Dead Never Let Go Of The Living & Give Me A Cause, Any Cause

I was happy for a nanosecond, fancying myself as a Calvinist, thinking that instead of being one of the elect, I was one of the damned and how liberating that was. At least me being in Limbo has nothing to do with me, I was always going to end up here, predetermination and all that, God didn’t choose me, and why would anyone do that, create you to abandon you, WTF, man….so thank God I ate the Colonisers. It made absolutely no difference to my outcome. And if that is the case, I can also get rid of all my shame. Limbo doesn’t seem half bad. But I’m not a Calvinist. I’m not even a Catholic. I’m worse than that, I’m a lapsed Catholic who hasn’t got around to forgiving myself for what I have become  - your friendly neighborhood Vigilante Cannibal Nun and your Agony Aunt to boot. Seems like all our fears of what life is like after we die is in fact determined by all the nonsense that is going on in our heads – as if that will materialize. If I could only see myself in heaven, then I would get in. But for some reason, I can’t. And hey, what would I do for kicks? Happiness is dull after all. Isn’t it? Any takers? Now’s your chance to speak up! I can’t hear you. And on that silent note, there is nothing left for me to do but to introduce you to The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt comedy horror podcast, Ep 28 The Dead Never Let Go of The Living & Give Me a Cause, Any Cause.