Strange I’ve Seen That Face Before, Seen Him Hanging Round My Door, Well Grace Jones if you’ve seen the noggin on this one you’re in the wrong place because I am, Maggie Murtagh, otherwise known as The Vigilante Cannibal Nun, and where I am, you don’t want to be. Believe me. Purgatory, hi. But, back to the script, I am born of the imagination of the Nordy artist Carol Murphy, that crazy, problem personality disorder N’Irish beeeaaaatttcccch hi. I started life in a series of her verse-driven performance films all about me, that Folk Famine Fable called The Body & Blood, launched by Murphy online at the beginning of 2022 at https://www.thebodyandblood.co.uk

Welome to Episode 2 of The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt, a fictional, comedy, horror and SCI FI podcast. Each week, The Vigilante Cannibal Nun, live from limbo as the living dead - after rampaging Ireland as a vigilante cannibal, eating the colonisers during The Famine - reads two letters from her emotionally dysfunctional listeners then pisses all over their problems at their expense and for everyone else’s pleasure. Her first letter is "Turn Left You Bastard" from Debbie, Glengormley circa 2024. Her second letter is "Don't Touch The Nylon" from Concetta Giallo circa 1965.

Welome to the inaugural episode of The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt, a fictional, comedy, horror and SCI FI podcast. Each week, The Vigilante Cannibal Nun, live from limbo as the living dead - after rampaging Ireland as a vigilante cannibal, eating the colonisers during The Famine - reads two letters from her emotionally ill-fettered listeners, salivates over their problems, and vomits up solutions, at their expense and for everyone else’s pleasure. Her first letter is "All You Need is Blood" from Bloodbath Berta, Vienna circa 1975. Her second letter is "Virgin Zombie" from Sarah, an American College Student circa 1968.